Wacky Wednesday

I am not the world’s fittest person. I used to jog once in a while, back when I was in school…anyway, where I work, it has complete sports facilities. Name them, we got them. From monopoly, chess, to table tennis, squash, to gym and aerobics, to swimming pool, sauna, steam bath and jacuzzi. Never mind [...]

I’d be a damned Blogger if i never write this story!
But i am not, so here we go.
Every semester, there is a student Hostel that literally wikas. That, is, in simple-complex English- IT HAPPENS. Here, you’re either a ‘mamas’ boy (live in School) hostel, or are ‘daring’ enough to live in [...]

Here is something I got from a friend on Facebook..

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob [...]

Congratulations are in order for one Evans Wandogo, a young Kenyan who has been recognized by CNN as a Hero for inventing a way for rural families in Kenya to replace the smoky kerosene lamp with Solar Power. He now joins the likes of Peter Kithene who bagged the same award some time back, Joseph [...]

Rejoice all ye with cheating spouses. A fidelity pill may soon be coming to a pharmacy near you. Scientist believe that they’re on the verge of creating a pill that could cure infidelity but are not sure if unfaithful people will willingly swallow the medication.
In the meantime, from the past…. honey please calm down. Let [...]

I went to pick my payment from Moneyman. He was serving someone, so I waited. When he was through, he turned to me:
“Savvy, you could have picked it yesterday….”
“Yes, but I found a long queue here yesterday…”
“Or maybe you have a rich boyfriend?”
“No.”
“You don’t have a boyfriend?!”
“No, I don’t.”
“Are you sure? With all this beauty, [...]

Weight weight weight. Seems to crop up everywhere. From overweight people allegedly contributing to global warming to cops being required to cut weight to be able to do their jobs effectively. But that’s not the post today. Neither is it necessarily about the recent saga of Kevin Smith who was removed from a Southwest plane [...]

They say that a camel is a horse made by a committee.
Observing what group work produces, all the doubts disappear on the possibility of the above. Today, i was listening to a pal who was looking for some information from me. Well, this surprised me as Biggie (the guy), is ever at Pioneer(Campus Makuti Watering [...]

Before, i skidded a simple lane of achievable desires, seldom visited by two-horned-and-tailed brain cells that reside in my cranium.
Then, i was not a procrastinater.
Now, life whizzes by as i fill my room of mirrors with smoke, screen the plane of reality against my twisted thinking, view dimensions that drive me further into the boundless [...]