Highway Romance

I was skimming through the leaflet distributed every Sunday, otherwise known as the Buzz and was a little distressed. First, you may note that Buzz is no longer ‘the sting’ every Sunday, but rather, the Stink you can’t avoid, but begrudglingly notice in your newspaper as you would, a chewing gum stuck on your shoe.
Anyway, [...]

Sometimes, i wonder why students in University(in East Africa or anywhere) would result to violence to  settle differences. My dad tells me of the days in University of Nairobi when they would go on  rampage if a single meal missed meat balls -  a privilidge from the Govt. of Kenya. I’m not sure if it is [...]

The day started great. Even a bad day starts well. I got to work in time, and met Moneyman at the stairs, waiting and watching as I walked across the expansive lobby that is the reception. He said when I reached the stairs:
“I like the way you walk. So confident.” I smiled and confidently walked [...]

I am not the world’s fittest person. I used to jog once in a while, back when I was in school…anyway, where I work, it has complete sports facilities. Name them, we got them. From monopoly, chess, to table tennis, squash, to gym and aerobics, to swimming pool, sauna, steam bath and jacuzzi. Never mind [...]

I’d be a damned Blogger if i never write this story!
But i am not, so here we go.
Every semester, there is a student Hostel that literally wikas. That, is, in simple-complex English- IT HAPPENS. Here, you’re either a ‘mamas’ boy (live in School) hostel, or are ‘daring’ enough to live in [...]

Here is something I got from a friend on Facebook..

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob [...]

Congratulations are in order for one Evans Wandogo, a young Kenyan who has been recognized by CNN as a Hero for inventing a way for rural families in Kenya to replace the smoky kerosene lamp with Solar Power. He now joins the likes of Peter Kithene who bagged the same award some time back, Joseph [...]

Rejoice all ye with cheating spouses. A fidelity pill may soon be coming to a pharmacy near you. Scientist believe that they’re on the verge of creating a pill that could cure infidelity but are not sure if unfaithful people will willingly swallow the medication.
In the meantime, from the past…. honey please calm down. Let [...]

I went to pick my payment from Moneyman. He was serving someone, so I waited. When he was through, he turned to me:
“Savvy, you could have picked it yesterday….”
“Yes, but I found a long queue here yesterday…”
“Or maybe you have a rich boyfriend?”
“No.”
“You don’t have a boyfriend?!”
“No, I don’t.”
“Are you sure? With all this beauty, [...]

Weight weight weight. Seems to crop up everywhere. From overweight people allegedly contributing to global warming to cops being required to cut weight to be able to do their jobs effectively. But that’s not the post today. Neither is it necessarily about the recent saga of Kevin Smith who was removed from a Southwest plane [...]